Today I had a very special Non Geek Speak Encounter that I just had to share with everyone! A gentlemen came up to the counter and this is how the conversation actually went:
Client: "I've been Hacked"
Me: "Well, That's not good!"
Client: "By the Army, Navy, and NASA! They hacked my computer. I unplugged the phone cord, but they were able to get in through that blinking light!"
Note: By this point, I was trying VERY VERY hard not to laugh...and so the conversation continues...
Me: "Wow, what all is going wrong with it"
Client: "Well, they disabled People PC, The Anti-virus software and my Internet! See I have been researching our government and how they are screwing people over. I have filed suit against our federal government. Not even 5 minutes after I sent a fax to Obama, and other Ohio officials, they hacked my computer! I have all kinds of supreme court documents showing how our government is corrupt, and they are just not happy with me! Now I can't even log in, because they changed my password!"
Me: "Well, you can bring it in and we can see what we can do"
This is NO JOKE! This guy was totally serious that the Army, Navy, and NASA hacked his computer! It was awesome!
Friday, March 13, 2009
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